First facial guide
Your First Facial: A Judgment-Free Zone Where Napping Is Encouraged
If you’ve never had a facial before, you might be wondering: What actually happens? Will it hurt? Will someone judge my skincare routine (or lack thereof)? Am I allowed to fall asleep?
First of all… yes, you can totally fall asleep. In fact, I take it as a compliment.
Let’s break it all down—no stress, no surprises, and definitely no judgment. Here’s what to expect at your first facial (and how to enjoy every minute of it).
Step 1: You Arrive, I Cheer Silently Inside
Because I love meeting new clients and helping you relax. You’ll fill out a quick form so I can get to know your skin goals, sensitivities, and whether you want silence or spa-side conversation.
We’ll chat about what’s bothering your skin, what you love about it, and maybe even what your skincare routine looks like (or doesn’t—no judgment). If you have a product graveyard under your bathroom sink, you’re not alone. I’ve seen it all. And if your current routine is just “vibes and a face wipe,” that’s fine too—we’re here to build, not shame.
Step 2: Yes, You Can Take Your Pants Off
Okay, not required—but if you’re more comfortable in the blanket burrito without jeans, go for it. You’ll be under cozy covers the entire time. Just undress to your comfort level and tuck in.
Pro tip: leave your socks on if your feet tend to get chilly. Bonus: it keeps you from playing accidental footsie with the heated bed panel.
Step 3: The Deep Clean Your Skin Has Been Dreaming Of
Come straight from work, the gym, the club, or your third iced coffee run of the day—I genuinely love a good cleanse. No need to show up bare-faced or put-together. Show up real. I’ll double-cleanse your skin to remove makeup, sweat, SPF, and the mysteries of the day.
And yes, the more grime I see on my towel, the more excited I get. No shame here—just a silent nod to your life lived and my imaginary “Towel of Triumph” wall.
This isn’t a rushed face wash—it’s a slow, gentle process designed to reset your skin and your nervous system.
Step 4: The Magical Part (aka the Treatment)
Worried about breakouts? Don’t be. If you’ve got a pimple, I’m probably more excited than you are. Seriously—I live for a good extraction. No judgment, just joy. BUT! If you're not into extractions or would rather skip them, just say the word. While it might take all of my restraint, I totally respect it. It’s your facial—not mine!
Also: I will NEVER judge your chin hairs. Seriously, I have tweezers—and zero judgment.
Based on what your skin needs that day, I might exfoliate, steam, extract, or apply masks. Everything is customized to YOU—no one-size-fits-all nonsense.
And no, you don’t have to maintain eye contact. In fact, please don’t. I’m literally hovering above your face. Let’s not make it weird.
Step 5: Massage + Moisture = Bliss
This is the part where your brain goes quiet, your jaw unclenches, and you forget about your inbox. Depending on the service, this could include scalp, face, shoulders, or arms. It's all about helping your muscles and your mind melt a little. If you drool a little—don't worry, I consider that a gold star.
I finish with nourishing serums and moisturizers so you leave feeling like a glazed donut (in the best way). You’ll walk out glowing, hydrated, and possibly wondering if that 60 minutes was better than therapy.
A Few Bonus Things You Should Absolutely Know
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Chin hairs? Please. While you might think yours are sprouting faster than a Chia Pet on fast-forward, I see them as bonus level side quests—and yes, I have the tweezers ready like a tiny warrior of precision.
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You don’t need to wear makeup to your facial (but it’s okay if you do).
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You can absolutely ask questions during the service or request silence.
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Your current skincare routine—whether it’s 12 steps or just vibes—is a starting point, not a scandal. No shame here, just better skin ahead.
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Yes, you might doze off. I’m flattered.
Final Thoughts: Your Skin Is Welcome Here
Whether you’re nervous, excited, or just tired, you’re in good hands. My job is to make you feel relaxed, refreshed, and ready to glow—no stress, no pressure, and no awkward eye contact.
Let’s get you on the table and out of your own head.
First time? Message me with questions or go ahead and book. I’ll walk you through it—with or without pants. 🧼
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